When you find yourself in times of trouble 
Look around and you will see 
Clever, happy students, Oxbridge be, 
And even if you are tired and already want to let them free 
These clever, noisy students, Oxbridge be, 
Oxbridge be, Oxbridge be, whisper words of wisdom: "Oxbridge be" 

And in your hours of darkness 
Look at our smiles and you will see 
Funny, happy teachers, Oxbridge be, 
And though we may be parted 
There’s still a chance that we will see 
Those clever, happy students, Oxbridge be