When you find yourself in times of trouble
Look around and you will see
Clever, happy students, Oxbridge be,
And even if you are tired and already want to let them free
These clever, noisy students, Oxbridge be,
Oxbridge be, Oxbridge be, whisper words of wisdom: "Oxbridge be"
And in your hours of darkness
Look at our smiles and you will see
Funny, happy teachers, Oxbridge be,
And though we may be parted
There’s still a chance that we will see
Those clever, happy students, Oxbridge be